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Drunken Dubai Debauchery: a Microsoft Penis found Plunging into Hyppotamus Tailgate on Jumeirah Beach. Vince Acors & Michelle Palmer Arrested for Having Beastie ‘Sex-on-beach’ accused of Hurling Racial Slurs & Shoes at Police. Lara Setrakian & Sonia Verma

Obaid Karki An Outcast Underdog Libertarian Diogenesist Kabbalist Spinoziste Qutbist Pantheon Hexalingual Automath Former UAE Under Secretary Independent Street-Knowledge Urban Talking-head. Unaffiliated to a State

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25 Responses to “Drunken Dubai Debauchery: a Microsoft Penis found Plunging into Hyppotamus Tailgate on Jumeirah Beach. Vince Acors & Michelle Palmer Arrested for Having Beastie ‘Sex-on-beach’ accused of Hurling Racial Slurs & Shoes at Police. Lara Setrakian & Sonia Verma”

  1. codegulf Says:

    wonderful speach .. …
    wonderful speach … cool

  2. okamo49 Says:

    Obaid,
    I love the …

    Obaid,
    I love the way you speak and describe the physical characteristics of people. I laughed my head off when you compared Michelle’s with that of a hippo. Live long.

  3. ethicomm Says:

    Vince Acors and his …
    Vince Acors and his wife go to a Muslim country and have sex on a public beach. As a †, I have to say that they’re both idiots and should have been tossed in jail for a year at least. Here in the Vancouver area a few years ago a couple did that on a public beach with children around. The people on the beach were ready to kill the couple.

  4. fatezor Says:

    lol so if she was …
    lol so if she was hot and not nasty everything would be A-ok.

    That should be the law here too, every time i goto the beach, theres nothing but big fat whale women just dying to strip down to their “ready-to-snap-at-any-minute” bikinis.

    THROW THEIR ES IN JAIL!

  5. knightinblack5115143 Says:

    Long live Dubai
    Long live Dubai

  6. sandstoney Says:

    why would anyone …
    why would anyone want to go there

  7. mayouches Says:

    Put a lid on it …
    Put a lid on it shaniqua.

  8. jajapani Says:

    “God Sent …
    “God Sent Instrument” LOL.. that is a funny way to call a penis.

  9. HunkyMunky007 Says:

    One more thing …
    One more thing mayouches you have been exposed to The Vagina Monologues to much. It’s time for the Penis Dialogs *swing* *swang* smacko oops sorry didn’t mean to bump you with it. By the way i knew you must watch Oprah another Hippopotamus region. Bet you watch Dr. Phil too and by his weight loss formula with the IQ Dr Phil professes to have you think he would realize hes over weight. get off your couch plunge on a treadmill.

  10. HunkyMunky007 Says:

    mayouches: if you …
    mayouches: if you feel I’m speaking through my is because it’s the closest way to reach your brain. take your place Chambermaid plunge on someone else no one wants to see or hear from your hippopotamus like region.

  11. CounterZeitgeist Says:

    There’s a nations …
    There’s a nations under God, there’s a collar communism under nations, there’s an individual capitalists under collar communism, there’s a intuition under individual capitalist, there’s a destiny under intuition. =Sincerely Spinozist=

  12. mayouches Says:

    Are you stupid or …
    Are you stupid or are you dumb?! If you can’t read and infer properly, get a brain transplant or something of that sort. Seriously.. save it for Oprah. I follow Obaid’s videos often and have no qualms whatsoever with him- I was merely expressing my concern over the other people who act like nitwits. Well I can’t expect you to be all hushed up. I mean hey- empty vessels do make the most noise indeed. Quit speaking through your and get your brains out of that chamber of poop.

  13. hunkymunky009 Says:

    I propose we use …
    I propose we use this “Microsoft penis” to make the Dow sound less threatening when it falls. The market can be rated in a new way. The market has a raging hard on means its robust. its limp today means the market has corrected a little. the market is flaccid means its drop quite a bit, market need Viagra means we need a bailout. see much better. we can work Microsoft penis in there as well.

  14. hunkymunky009 Says:

    mayouches: you may …
    mayouches: you may not have put yourself in the position, but she did shes fair game. Obaid is trying to educate us, I have no idea there was 180 different flavors or prostitutes and the Microsoft had developed any type of penis. So hush Chamber Maid go “plunge” on someone else.

  15. eviltreemonster Says:

    “It is her tailgate …
    “It is her tailgate and his microsoft penis”. Hahahahaha! Well funny!

  16. mayouches Says:

    They’d leave them …
    They’d leave them alone if she was pretty?! That ain’t no law- that’s being oh-so-prejudiced! Where’s the justice and equality?!

    You said the courts and law is fair and just and in your words, “very good”. Well if that happened to be true then what happened to that good old court when it came to you and your numerous petitions to for that water pipe project thingy you did years back?!

    Total bullcrap, honestly. People should grow up and act more responsible.

    - Maya

  17. mayouches Says:

    3. Naming women who …
    3. Naming women who aren’t even connected to the sex trade isn’t cool, Obaid. I’m a woman myself & wouldn’t ever want to be in that position.

    4. Arabs aren’t racist? You serious?! We have so much emphasis on stereotypes that goes on from country-to-country even! Most of us Arabs know how we see anyone from South East Asia. Many parents haven’t inculcated their children with the right set of values. I thank God I was that we’re all one from a young age. My husband isn’t any different either.

  18. mayouches Says:

    LOOOL @ bums like a …
    LOOOL @ bums like a hippopotamus!

    1. I don’t believe that an ugly person can’t get laid- there will always be someone who is attracted to him/her. The guy wasn’t good-looking himself. Their behavior is unacceptable though. Sex on the beach should merely be a tail and nothing more. The modesty of children is oh-so-easily outraged.

    2. There are pimps in Dubai. Most hookers start off by being pimped & build their clientele & pay off their “debt” to the pimp (the amt they were bought for).

  19. MementoExpose Says:

    dubai doesnt need …
    dubai doesnt need to justify its laws

    if this is against the law in dubai then the brits should get over it, if this happened in the UK and someone complained about their laws we would see a pat condell video about it the next day Lol

    i just flunked my statistics test : /

  20. hunkymunky009 Says:

    Why weren’t we …
    Why weren’t we informed the Microsoft developed a penis?

  21. hunkymunky009 Says:

    I love it Obaid …
    I love it Obaid said, “Plunging on him”. I guess huckypunky is Hanky Panky in Dubai. Wow 180 flavors of hookers. OK, we will buy your oil sold! Haha he said Shag, hes Obaid Powers!

  22. covertbabo Says:

    The size of …
    The size of hypo-potameous .

  23. mustafagtgt Says:

    u must be jokein, …
    u must be jokein, Dubai is going to become the next vice city thanks to greed and western liberal influence. This peaceful city that once was home to humble and modest bedouin was left behind… culturaly Islam is the only thing which is preventing Dubai from becomeing a whore house… but slowly that culture is vanishing…If only these IDIOT arabs knew! We need Islam back

  24. hucky22 Says:

    True , but dont …
    True , but dont forget GREED my freind , we’ve been there , the Govenmt of Dubai spent millions on whores from all over the world to bring them to work in Dubai , they gave them Passports and work permits and they ign them hotels to work at, thats how they bring tourist lol you get a whore with a room dude , Dubai is going crazy in a bad way , every one in dubai is hating it too.

  25. jfosterdyess Says:

    Ha!!! “Microsoft …
    Ha!!! “Microsoft Penis.” Flaccid and tiny.

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