Obaid Karki An Outcast Underdog Libertarian Diogenesist Kabbalist Spinoziste Qutbist Pantheon Hexalingual Automath Former UAE Under Secretary Independent Street-Knowledge Urban Talking-head. Unaffiliated to a State
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25 Responses to “Drunken Dubai Debauchery: a Microsoft Penis found Plunging into Hyppotamus Tailgate on Jumeirah Beach. Vince Acors & Michelle Palmer Arrested for Having Beastie ‘Sex-on-beach’ accused of Hurling Racial Slurs & Shoes at Police. Lara Setrakian & Sonia Verma”
Obaid,
I love the … Obaid,
I love the way you speak and describe the physical characteristics of people. I laughed my head off when you compared Michelle’s with that of a hippo. Live long.
Vince Acors and his … Vince Acors and his wife go to a Muslim country and have sex on a public beach. As a †, I have to say that they’re both idiots and should have been tossed in jail for a year at least. Here in the Vancouver area a few years ago a couple did that on a public beach with children around. The people on the beach were ready to kill the couple.
lol so if she was … lol so if she was hot and not nasty everything would be A-ok.
That should be the law here too, every time i goto the beach, theres nothing but big fat whale women just dying to strip down to their “ready-to-snap-at-any-minute” bikinis.
One more thing … One more thing mayouches you have been exposed to The Vagina Monologues to much. It’s time for the Penis Dialogs *swing* *swang* smacko oops sorry didn’t mean to bump you with it. By the way i knew you must watch Oprah another Hippopotamus region. Bet you watch Dr. Phil too and by his weight loss formula with the IQ Dr Phil professes to have you think he would realize hes over weight. get off your couch plunge on a treadmill.
mayouches: if you … mayouches: if you feel I’m speaking through my is because it’s the closest way to reach your brain. take your place Chambermaid plunge on someone else no one wants to see or hear from your hippopotamus like region.
There’s a nations … There’s a nations under God, there’s a collar communism under nations, there’s an individual capitalists under collar communism, there’s a intuition under individual capitalist, there’s a destiny under intuition. =Sincerely Spinozist=
Are you stupid or … Are you stupid or are you dumb?! If you can’t read and infer properly, get a brain transplant or something of that sort. Seriously.. save it for Oprah. I follow Obaid’s videos often and have no qualms whatsoever with him- I was merely expressing my concern over the other people who act like nitwits. Well I can’t expect you to be all hushed up. I mean hey- empty vessels do make the most noise indeed. Quit speaking through your and get your brains out of that chamber of poop.
I propose we use … I propose we use this “Microsoft penis” to make the Dow sound less threatening when it falls. The market can be rated in a new way. The market has a raging hard on means its robust. its limp today means the market has corrected a little. the market is flaccid means its drop quite a bit, market need Viagra means we need a bailout. see much better. we can work Microsoft penis in there as well.
mayouches: you may … mayouches: you may not have put yourself in the position, but she did shes fair game. Obaid is trying to educate us, I have no idea there was 180 different flavors or prostitutes and the Microsoft had developed any type of penis. So hush Chamber Maid go “plunge” on someone else.
They’d leave them … They’d leave them alone if she was pretty?! That ain’t no law- that’s being oh-so-prejudiced! Where’s the justice and equality?!
You said the courts and law is fair and just and in your words, “very good”. Well if that happened to be true then what happened to that good old court when it came to you and your numerous petitions to for that water pipe project thingy you did years back?!
Total bullcrap, honestly. People should grow up and act more responsible.
3. Naming women who … 3. Naming women who aren’t even connected to the sex trade isn’t cool, Obaid. I’m a woman myself & wouldn’t ever want to be in that position.
4. Arabs aren’t racist? You serious?! We have so much emphasis on stereotypes that goes on from country-to-country even! Most of us Arabs know how we see anyone from South East Asia. Many parents haven’t inculcated their children with the right set of values. I thank God I was that we’re all one from a young age. My husband isn’t any different either.
LOOOL @ bums like a … LOOOL @ bums like a hippopotamus!
1. I don’t believe that an ugly person can’t get laid- there will always be someone who is attracted to him/her. The guy wasn’t good-looking himself. Their behavior is unacceptable though. Sex on the beach should merely be a tail and nothing more. The modesty of children is oh-so-easily outraged.
2. There are pimps in Dubai. Most hookers start off by being pimped & build their clientele & pay off their “debt” to the pimp (the amt they were bought for).
dubai doesnt need … dubai doesnt need to justify its laws
if this is against the law in dubai then the brits should get over it, if this happened in the UK and someone complained about their laws we would see a pat condell video about it the next day Lol
I love it Obaid … I love it Obaid said, “Plunging on him”. I guess huckypunky is Hanky Panky in Dubai. Wow 180 flavors of hookers. OK, we will buy your oil sold! Haha he said Shag, hes Obaid Powers!
u must be jokein, … u must be jokein, Dubai is going to become the next vice city thanks to greed and western liberal influence. This peaceful city that once was home to humble and modest bedouin was left behind… culturaly Islam is the only thing which is preventing Dubai from becomeing a whore house… but slowly that culture is vanishing…If only these IDIOT arabs knew! We need Islam back
True , but dont … True , but dont forget GREED my freind , we’ve been there , the Govenmt of Dubai spent millions on whores from all over the world to bring them to work in Dubai , they gave them Passports and work permits and they ign them hotels to work at, thats how they bring tourist lol you get a whore with a room dude , Dubai is going crazy in a bad way , every one in dubai is hating it too.
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
wonderful speach .. …
wonderful speach … cool
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
Obaid,
I love the …
Obaid,
I love the way you speak and describe the physical characteristics of people. I laughed my head off when you compared Michelle’s with that of a hippo. Live long.
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
Vince Acors and his …
Vince Acors and his wife go to a Muslim country and have sex on a public beach. As a †, I have to say that they’re both idiots and should have been tossed in jail for a year at least. Here in the Vancouver area a few years ago a couple did that on a public beach with children around. The people on the beach were ready to kill the couple.
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
lol so if she was …
lol so if she was hot and not nasty everything would be A-ok.
That should be the law here too, every time i goto the beach, theres nothing but big fat whale women just dying to strip down to their “ready-to-snap-at-any-minute” bikinis.
THROW THEIR ES IN JAIL!
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
Long live Dubai
Long live Dubai
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
why would anyone …
why would anyone want to go there
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
Put a lid on it …
Put a lid on it shaniqua.
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
“God Sent …
“God Sent Instrument” LOL.. that is a funny way to call a penis.
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
One more thing …
One more thing mayouches you have been exposed to The Vagina Monologues to much. It’s time for the Penis Dialogs *swing* *swang* smacko oops sorry didn’t mean to bump you with it. By the way i knew you must watch Oprah another Hippopotamus region. Bet you watch Dr. Phil too and by his weight loss formula with the IQ Dr Phil professes to have you think he would realize hes over weight. get off your couch plunge on a treadmill.
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
mayouches: if you …
mayouches: if you feel I’m speaking through my is because it’s the closest way to reach your brain. take your place Chambermaid plunge on someone else no one wants to see or hear from your hippopotamus like region.
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
There’s a nations …
There’s a nations under God, there’s a collar communism under nations, there’s an individual capitalists under collar communism, there’s a intuition under individual capitalist, there’s a destiny under intuition. =Sincerely Spinozist=
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
Are you stupid or …
Are you stupid or are you dumb?! If you can’t read and infer properly, get a brain transplant or something of that sort. Seriously.. save it for Oprah. I follow Obaid’s videos often and have no qualms whatsoever with him- I was merely expressing my concern over the other people who act like nitwits. Well I can’t expect you to be all hushed up. I mean hey- empty vessels do make the most noise indeed. Quit speaking through your and get your brains out of that chamber of poop.
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
I propose we use …
I propose we use this “Microsoft penis” to make the Dow sound less threatening when it falls. The market can be rated in a new way. The market has a raging hard on means its robust. its limp today means the market has corrected a little. the market is flaccid means its drop quite a bit, market need Viagra means we need a bailout. see much better. we can work Microsoft penis in there as well.
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
mayouches: you may …
mayouches: you may not have put yourself in the position, but she did shes fair game. Obaid is trying to educate us, I have no idea there was 180 different flavors or prostitutes and the Microsoft had developed any type of penis. So hush Chamber Maid go “plunge” on someone else.
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
“It is her tailgate …
“It is her tailgate and his microsoft penis”. Hahahahaha! Well funny!
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
They’d leave them …
They’d leave them alone if she was pretty?! That ain’t no law- that’s being oh-so-prejudiced! Where’s the justice and equality?!
You said the courts and law is fair and just and in your words, “very good”. Well if that happened to be true then what happened to that good old court when it came to you and your numerous petitions to for that water pipe project thingy you did years back?!
Total bullcrap, honestly. People should grow up and act more responsible.
- Maya
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
3. Naming women who …
3. Naming women who aren’t even connected to the sex trade isn’t cool, Obaid. I’m a woman myself & wouldn’t ever want to be in that position.
4. Arabs aren’t racist? You serious?! We have so much emphasis on stereotypes that goes on from country-to-country even! Most of us Arabs know how we see anyone from South East Asia. Many parents haven’t inculcated their children with the right set of values. I thank God I was that we’re all one from a young age. My husband isn’t any different either.
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
LOOOL @ bums like a …
LOOOL @ bums like a hippopotamus!
1. I don’t believe that an ugly person can’t get laid- there will always be someone who is attracted to him/her. The guy wasn’t good-looking himself. Their behavior is unacceptable though. Sex on the beach should merely be a tail and nothing more. The modesty of children is oh-so-easily outraged.
2. There are pimps in Dubai. Most hookers start off by being pimped & build their clientele & pay off their “debt” to the pimp (the amt they were bought for).
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
dubai doesnt need …
dubai doesnt need to justify its laws
if this is against the law in dubai then the brits should get over it, if this happened in the UK and someone complained about their laws we would see a pat condell video about it the next day Lol
i just flunked my statistics test : /
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
Why weren’t we …
Why weren’t we informed the Microsoft developed a penis?
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
I love it Obaid …
I love it Obaid said, “Plunging on him”. I guess huckypunky is Hanky Panky in Dubai. Wow 180 flavors of hookers. OK, we will buy your oil sold! Haha he said Shag, hes Obaid Powers!
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
The size of …
The size of hypo-potameous .
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
u must be jokein, …
u must be jokein, Dubai is going to become the next vice city thanks to greed and western liberal influence. This peaceful city that once was home to humble and modest bedouin was left behind… culturaly Islam is the only thing which is preventing Dubai from becomeing a whore house… but slowly that culture is vanishing…If only these IDIOT arabs knew! We need Islam back
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
True , but dont …
True , but dont forget GREED my freind , we’ve been there , the Govenmt of Dubai spent millions on whores from all over the world to bring them to work in Dubai , they gave them Passports and work permits and they ign them hotels to work at, thats how they bring tourist lol you get a whore with a room dude , Dubai is going crazy in a bad way , every one in dubai is hating it too.
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
Ha!!! “Microsoft …
Ha!!! “Microsoft Penis.” Flaccid and tiny.